So, you had that one night stand, or slept with your coworker, or someone that you may have their e-mail address, now you have an STD. What better way to tell them than with an anonymous e-mail. You can send it from your own e-mail address as well if you are feeling brave.

go over to www.inspot.org -- Interestingly enough, they have different cards for different areas of the US/Canada and Romania?

Either way it's a handy STD site for all involved

((side note, this is too sad for me as there are quite a few people I want to send this to anonymously just to watch them freak out and run to the doctor -- I apparently know way too many promiscuous people and have a vindictive streak a mile long))

Don't know what to send for those extra special occasions? Head over to Iheartguts.com and send that special someone a liver or a uterus gift pack -- Here is the liver gift pack description

Gutsy Gift Pack - Liver - T-shirt, toy, button and sticker
Starting at: $42.00
Our liver gift pack includes a soft plush liver, "I'm a Liver Not a Fighter" tee, liver button and liver sticker. Whether you know a drinker, someone on the mend from hepatitis or someone who just likes liver and onions, this pack o' guts makes a great gift. The plush liver is 8" x 6.5" inches, perfect for ages 3 and up. The tees are American Apparel, buttons are 1", stickers are 3". Please select tee size below.

These pictures are truly disturbing. It is one thing to dress up your dogs and take them to see Santa, but to put French Maid costumes on them? Especially a Playboy french maid costume? Save your dogs dignity and some of your own while you are at it. And it might just be me, but the poor dog on top looks like she is terrified... I guess I would be too