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Need a last minute Xmas gift? Try BK's Flame for men

2008-12-20T12:25:00.004-06:00

Go to http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

Questions about Flame

Answers provided by Brian Gies, Burger King's vice president of marketing impact:

Q: How and why did Burger King decide to develop this product?

A: December is all about Whopper love. In deconstructing what makes a Whopper so alluring, we know a big component is flame-broiling. Flame is a fun way of intersecting the carnal seduction of fire with a hint of our flame-broiled beef, just in time for a unique and inexpensive gift for the holidays ...

Q: What type of customer is the target demographic?

A: People who love Burger King and the Whopper and those looking for attention-getting stocking stuffers and clever last-minute gift ideas.

Q: Is this a trial run before a broader roll-out of the product?

A: At this time, there are no plans for wider distribution of Flame, so get it while it's hot!

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You have to go to the website -- the pictures of the King laying front of the fire with whipped cream are not to be missed -- just keep clicking the bottle to spray

I went to the website to buy some and it is all sold out -- go figure -- I should ask a friend in NYC to pick me up some just as a gag

2008-12-18T15:26:00.002-06:00

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So So miserable

2008-11-30T20:25:00.004-06:00

I still haven't smoked yet, So it's been 1 entire week. If you knew how badly I wanted one.

It's just been a miserable day. I have a 100 degree fever and the dogs have conveniently forgotten how to go outside today (The spoiled pooches do that when it's raining) Ugh.

On top of that my EX-husband wanted to do visit him at the penal farm (which I've told him for months that I am not going to do) and he uses his children to call me to ask me. He does this because he is a user, one of the many reasons her is my EX-husband. But blissfully it is the only time I am happy to be sick to have a valid excuse) I talk to his mother, and she's like oh, you are just getting up? (It was 9am when she called) and I really just wanted to tweak out and go no -- I've been up since 4am, because the damn nyquil didn't do anything for me. And so what of it? Why would I need to get up before 9am? on a Sunday?

I suppose everyone wants to save my soul lately (Mother-in-law is an AME minister) and I am a lapsed catholic (more commonly known as an atheist) so as you might imagine, I'm a little resistant to having anyone save my soul. Although, according to my EX-husband (I'm still paying for this divorce -- that EX is very important to me) he is saved. He's been baptized - He has a certificate he sent me to frame.
So now he basically let's me be as mean as I possibly can to him and then he will ask me to pray with him.

for the final cherry on today's cake, it's that time of the month. Luckily I have an excuse to work from home tomorrow as there is apparently no water in the office -- and it's not supposed to be fixed before noon.

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day (It has to be, right?)

Quitting Smoking

2008-11-28T14:37:00.002-06:00

I officially stopped on Monday -- it hasn't been so bad so far. Yes I want one, but I haven't gone to go buy any. This is a huge step as I have been smoking regularly for 23 years (since I was 14) In the last year I was up to smoking a pack and 1/2 per day or more. (2008 has been a really bad year in my personal life and it was a busy year at work)

So I am really trying to stop. And I learned that smoking smells very bad. My assistant is a heavy smoker and she smells like an ashtray to me now. So on top of that I am struggling not to be one of the fanatical ex smokers who complain all of the time.

I'm using a combination of Nicoderm gum, sugar free lollipops (1 lb bag from diabeticfriendly.com) and an e-cigarette (from ecigsales.com)

I haven't really used the gum or the e-cigarette often unless I am really craving a real cigarrette. I guess it is the silliness factor that I am standing around 'smoking' an electrical appliance

But I am hoping for the best so hopefully I will have good news the next time I post

That's so gay

2008-11-08T16:26:00.002-06:00

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/

They have campaigns for everything now

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Homophobic remarks such as “that’s so gay” are the most commonly heard; these slurs are often unintentional and a common part of teens’ vernacular. Most do not recognize the consequences, but the casual use of this language often carries over into more overt harassment.

This campaign aims to raise awareness about the prevalence and consequences of anti-LGBT bias and behavior in America’s schools. Ultimately, the goal is to reduce and prevent the use of homophobic language in an effort to create a more positive environment for LGBT teens. The campaign also aims to reach adults, including school personnel and parents; their support of this message is crucial to the success of efforts to change behavior.
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They even have commercials with Wanda Sykes and Hillary Duff

I love this ad

2008-10-26T21:39:00.000-05:00

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Please note that this is not an endorsement (I'm still a happily undecided voter) but I enjoyed the ad.

inspot.org - Want to tell someone that they might have an STD

2008-10-26T20:57:00.000-05:00

So, you had that one night stand, or slept with your coworker, or someone that you may have their e-mail address, now you have an STD. What better way to tell them than with an anonymous e-mail. You can send it from your own e-mail address as well if you are feeling brave.

go over to www.inspot.org -- Interestingly enough, they have different cards for different areas of the US/Canada and Romania?

Either way it's a handy STD site for all involved

((side note, this is too sad for me as there are quite a few people I want to send this to anonymously just to watch them freak out and run to the doctor -- I apparently know way too many promiscuous people and have a vindictive streak a mile long))

iheartguts.com

2008-10-26T20:32:00.000-05:00

Don't know what to send for those extra special occasions? Head over to Iheartguts.com and send that special someone a liver or a uterus gift pack -- Here is the liver gift pack description

Gutsy Gift Pack - Liver - T-shirt, toy, button and sticker
Starting at: $42.00
Our liver gift pack includes a soft plush liver, "I'm a Liver Not a Fighter" tee, liver button and liver sticker. Whether you know a drinker, someone on the mend from hepatitis or someone who just likes liver and onions, this pack o' guts makes a great gift. The plush liver is 8" x 6.5" inches, perfect for ages 3 and up. The tees are American Apparel, buttons are 1", stickers are 3". Please select tee size below.

Get your favorite internal organs here...

Disturbing

2008-10-26T19:58:00.000-05:00

These pictures are truly disturbing. It is one thing to dress up your dogs and take them to see Santa, but to put French Maid costumes on them? Especially a Playboy french maid costume? Save your dogs dignity and some of your own while you are at it. And it might just be me, but the poor dog on top looks like she is terrified... I guess I would be too